[Eminem:] Prevent the recording! (Score your!) Dr. I’m not happy to get off, it is too frightening so you can perish (Shag you to definitely!) I shall must be sent inside the cemetery and you can hidden live (Huh yup!) Am We coming otherwise heading? I can rarely pick I just ate a 5th away from vodka — dare us to drive? (Go-ahead) The living I became really deprived I is not got an excellent lady in years, and you can my hands are way too hairy to full cover up (Whoops!) Attire ripped such as the Amazing Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when i talk, I will fuck anything that guides (C’mere) When i is actually absolutely nothing I always rating so starving We do place matches How you Browsing Breast feed Me Mommy? (WAH!) Your Isn’t Had No Boobs! (WAHHH!) We put conscious and you will strap me personally throughout the sleep Lay an excellent bulletproof vest toward and you can shoot me about direct (Bang!) I am steaming resentful (Arrrggghhh!) And also by the way in which if you see my dad? (Yeah?) Make sure he understands that we slit their mouth area, contained in this dream I had
Crap, Christina Aguilera most useful button myself chair so i can be stand second to help you Carson Daly and you may Fred Durst and pay attention to ’em dispute more than exactly who she offered see first Your absolutely nothing cunt, set me personally to the blast for the MTV “Yeah, they are sweet, but In my opinion they are partnered so you can Kim, hee-hee!
[Eminem] Is it possible to get interest please? Am i able to get desire delight? Have a tendency to the true Thin Dubious please remain true? I repeat, usually the real Thin Debateable excite operate? The audience is planning to have difficulties right here..
Dre, do not just remain indeed there, Operate!
Y’all behave like that you do not seen a light individual just before Jaws most of the on to the ground like Pam, particularly Tommy just burst throughout the door and you may become whoopin the girl butt even worse than ever before they very first had been separation and divorce, throwin their over seats (Ahh!) This is the get back of your own. “Ah, hold off, not a chance, you’re kidding, the guy did not simply say the thing i believe the guy did, did he?” And you may Dr. Dre told you. nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead, he is closed in my cellar! (Ha-ha!) Feminist female love Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] “Slim Shady, I’m sick and tired of him Evaluate him, walkin to grabbin their you-know-what Flippin the fresh new you-know-whom,” “Yeah, but he is very sweet regardless of if!” Yeah, I probably got one or two bolts right up in my direct shed However, zero tough, than simply what is goin on in your own parents’ bedrooms Often, I would you like to log on to Tv and just release, however, can not but it’s cool getting Tom Environmentally friendly to help you hump an excellent deceased moose “My bottom is on your mouth, my bottom is on your lips” If in case I’m happy, you might just give it a small hug And that is the fresh content that we submit to help you nothing infants And you will expect him or her maybe not to know what good woman’s clit is actually Obviously they attending know what intercourse is by the full time they struck last stages They had the fresh new Knowledge Channel you should never it? “We is not simply animals..” Really, many of us cannibals which slash other people unlock such cantaloupes [SLURP] In case we could hump deceased pet and you will antelopes then there’s no reason one to men and something kid can not elope [*EWWW!*] But when you feel I believe, I experienced the newest antidote Female wave their pantyhose, sing the fresh new chorus and it also happens
‘Cause I am Narrow Dubious, yes I’m the actual Shady All you other Slim Shadys are only imitating Very won’t the actual Slim Debateable excite stand, delight stand, excite stand up?
[Eminem] Will Smith don’t gotta cuss within his raps to market their records; well I really do, very fuck him and shag you as well! Do you really believe I offer a damn in the a good Grammy? Half your critics are unable to actually belly myself, let alone remain myself “However, Slim, let’s say your win, wouldn’t it be strange?” As to why? And that means you males could merely lay to acquire myself right here? In order to, remain me personally here next to Britney Spears? ” I will download the girl sounds on Mp3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] I am tired of you litttle lady and you will child organizations, all you would was bother myself and so i were delivered click to investiidte here in order to wreck you [bzzzt] And there’s so many people anything like me exactly who cuss like me; whom merely you should never provide a bang just like me exactly who skirt instance me; walking, speak and you will act like me personally and simply might be the second smartest thing although not slightly me!